Apology

Sorry for the lack of updates- Busy Christmas.

Will update later today.

Format

Introduction here
Build-up to the joke here
Five syllable word

-Caesar

Denny's

Put on your small clothes
Tonight we dine at Denny's
Because kids eat free.

-Caesar

Sparta

Killing things is bad
Some might say it's sheer madness
But this is Sparta.

-Caesar

Dinner

Put on your red horns
Tonight we dine in Hell- there's
room for 300

-Rianna

Rudolph

Rudolph's nose was red
Some would say it glowed all bright
What the fuck is up?

-Caesar

Cheese

I hope that guy's not
a murderous hobo- should
we give him some cheese?

-Rianna

Bank

We just passed it by
I don't have an account there
US Bank Plaza

-Caesar

Pickles

Taste kinda good but
Are so warm and real soggy
Hamburger pickles

-Rianna

Manly

I should feel manly
But it's riding up my ass
This Under Armour

-Caesar

Threesome

Harry Potter has
two really hot best friends - they
should have a threesome.

-Rianna

Pi

Some estimate it
Twenty two over seven
The value of pi

-Caesar

Chamomile

I can't sleep at night
Need to find something to help
Like chamomile tea

-Rianna

Beards

It looks like Santa's
at No-Shave November's end
The beard on that guy

-Caesar

Aphrodisiac

Haiku are boring
But some may find them sexy
Aphrodisiac

-Rianna

Macaulay

When I'm Home Alone
Michael Jackson loves me lots
Macaulay Culkin

-Caesar