Apology

Sorry for the lack of updates- Busy Christmas.

Will update later today.

Format

Introduction here
Build-up to the joke here
Five syllable word

-Caesar

Denny's

Put on your small clothes
Tonight we dine at Denny's
Because kids eat free.

-Caesar

Sparta

Killing things is bad
Some might say it's sheer madness
But this is Sparta.

-Caesar

Dinner

Put on your red horns
Tonight we dine in Hell- there's
room for 300

-Rianna

Rudolph

Rudolph's nose was red
Some would say it glowed all bright
What the fuck is up?

-Caesar

Cheese

I hope that guy's not
a murderous hobo- should
we give him some cheese?

-Rianna